I Will Strangle A Horse

Main GameReleased 2025

Game Details

Genres

AdventureIndie

Themes

Comedy

Perspective

Text

Game Modes

Single player

Release Date

26/09/2025

Platforms

Web browser

Language Support

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Summary

A comedy choose-your-own-adventure game written by comedian Guy Kelly, about a man called Martin Jenkins. A man with one goal. One passion: Strangling a horse. Does he know what a horse is? Is he aware of farms? Find out for yourself, in this 7.5k+ word game of absolute hot nonsense. I mean. Honestly. Even for Guy this is silly.